ECM as haiku

The latest Infonomics Weekly newsletter from AIIM contained these quite amusing haikus (at least for an ECM nerd as me) that I'd like to share:

The uncluttered screen. 
Shades of grey, a small pop-up 
'Document Not Found'
--Jim Turley

My content is here,
My content is everywhere!
I am not content.
--Lance Vieau

Confusion, chaos
A light appears, beckoning
The path becomes clear
--Julie Fleming

Records consume me
Yearning for paper-less-ness
A dream unmet—yet
--Christina Honeycutt

Collaboration?
Not in my cubicle, dude.
Better luck next time.
--Denise Harry

Since it is a contest where you have to pick a winner, I voted for the haiku by Lance Vieau.